iron promise

A hand gun, or a bullet.

"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."

- Kevin Devine

by KD Fan August 18, 2008

Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.

That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.

by lucreamer February 22, 2010

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

prominent

A guy who dresses smart, will pay for the drinks and will smoke nothing but a quality sigar. Always has a light scent of money on him but normally covers that up with expensive cologne. He will walk into a party with a tailored suit on and will leave with a stunning sexy lady under each arm. Knows how to seduce ladies and ladies know they want to be seduced by him. Looks so good men will call him gay, ladies will call him the one. Stands out in a room and is always looking proud, quite rightly too.

Sexy model: Wow look at him.
Sexy model 2: Wow he stands out in that suit, looks so handsome, I know who Im leaving with tonight.
Sexy model: Yeah he's really prominent, I bet he'll buy me a drink.
Sexy model 2: I think I can smell his money from here.
Sexy model: He's amazing.

by pdsc October 13, 2013

promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007

promiscuous

Someone who is getting more than you are, thereby making you envious of him/her.

My roommate Jill is a promiscuous slut.

by brownwings July 4, 2011

promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009