Private Enemy

I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.
by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017
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PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
by the psi team August 02, 2023
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Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.
by Greater than gods November 03, 2019
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Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.
eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!
by Rawrzdsiasad August 08, 2011
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An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"
"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"
by tangerineftw May 24, 2009
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Private bowl

What one smokes when they are all alone.
"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"
by YodaGamingUK December 08, 2022
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private inquiries

Using a private message such as: Instagram or Facebook messenger to receive feet/body pictures; for a price.
DM me on Instagram for private inquiries.
by Truth_is___ July 22, 2022
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