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premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number (713) 868-6003 to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.
Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.
by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019
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Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.
I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.
by TheOGnation August 1, 2019
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premium cunt

This guy was better than sliced bread. He is a premium cunt
My mate Vito was a good man, you could say he was a premium cunt!
by FIDARRIS August 27, 2019
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primack

A person who tries to dress stylishly in cheap clothes. A mack attired in budget primark apparel.
Check out that dude's threads... looks swish - wait, is that a Matalan label? He's a Primack!
by Vari the Vampire January 29, 2020
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Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.
Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!
by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020
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Primadonna

1. A very temperamental person with an inflated view of their own talent or importance.
2. The chief female singer in an opera or opera company.
3. One of Sueco's greatest songs. (No Question)
1. "the Primadonna behavior of some of the stars"
2. Diva
3. A song that goes incredibly hard
by ItsClassicB December 15, 2020
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Premium rainbow kiss

When a rainbow kiss isn’t exciting enough so you insert skittles into the menstrating female then swap the semen blood and skittles by kissing.
I’m bored with a normal rainbow kiss, do you want to try an premium rainbow kiss instead? I have the skittles
by Alpanda23 February 24, 2021
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