Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

prematurely evacuate

its when you should or are able to leave before you know someones coming

partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.

guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!

partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.

by justcallmeroo August 1, 2009

premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

premature cinejaculate

Hypothetically blowing your load over a movie before you can objectively think about it and your response is not reactionary.

He totally premature cinejaculated over Transformers when it first out, two weeks later he realized how much it blows.

by Point Zero February 15, 2008

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008