n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.
Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010
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can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.
Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!
by grumpypooper October 4, 2011
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by Sara March 25, 2005
Get the Kalan Porter mug.after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.
After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.
by bigcheech August 4, 2006
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The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008
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by danio April 3, 2005
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