by menkalot December 2, 2009
Get the Portingale mug.adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.
Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.
by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009
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When becoming extremely intoxicated at an NFL football game-and hooking up with another random intoxicated female- way above your pay grade in a porto potty and she begins to perform oral sex on you. Then the "chick" introduces you to the husband later on. Oh boy.
Hey guys - that random chick just showed me her snatch. I think I am going to get some portoblow action! Shit- "Joe, start the car, we gotta get the hell out of Dodge!"
by webelk6 October 24, 2010
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by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014
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Gary- You and Daisy were so loud last night. Where you safe by not finishing in her?
Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..
Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..
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