Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

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poetiotic

adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.

Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.

by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009

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portoblow

When becoming extremely intoxicated at an NFL football game-and hooking up with another random intoxicated female- way above your pay grade in a porto potty and she begins to perform oral sex on you. Then the "chick" introduces you to the husband later on. Oh boy.

Hey guys - that random chick just showed me her snatch. I think I am going to get some portoblow action! Shit- "Joe, start the car, we gotta get the hell out of Dodge!"

by webelk6 October 24, 2010

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Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

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Potion swapping

Another word for unprotected sex that has a healing effect and an emphasis on male ejaculating inside of his woman partner.

Gary- You and Daisy were so loud last night. Where you safe by not finishing in her?

Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

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