portoblow

When becoming extremely intoxicated at an NFL football game-and hooking up with another random intoxicated female- way above your pay grade in a porto potty and she begins to perform oral sex on you. Then the "chick" introduces you to the husband later on. Oh boy.

Hey guys - that random chick just showed me her snatch. I think I am going to get some portoblow action! Shit- "Joe, start the car, we gotta get the hell out of Dodge!"

portoblow by webelk6 October 24, 2010

Problowtion 

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.

Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.

Problowtion by Murrdah September 12, 2013

portoblumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet.

The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour.

portoblumpkin by ERC! January 13, 2009

Portology 

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will

Portology by shoethousond February 18, 2020

protoblonde 

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen

Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.

protoblonde by havocker May 24, 2010