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poetiotic

adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.
Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.
by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009
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poetronics

poetronics (po et ron iks) NOUN. Circuitry or software that writes poetry. One example is, "Poetry CreatOR 2," an online poetry generator (created by Jeff Lewis, Erik Sincoff with help from Darin and Thad Nicholson).
An example of poetronics:

The Dancing Lady
by Anonymous

A robin travels from the alarmed Fuckmuffins,
Where the size of the revolver was all that matters
Transferring out, into the distance, the red wagon kicks.
Thrice she said with flattering hairs and horny sighs.
The day wearies, the hunting of pandas is fruitless, come to my embrace
Ecstaticness washed over she like a listless thorn,
With a youthful cluck and a magnanimous conceive we pressed onward
Cast me down from heaven for lying of dark palaces.
So deal not with this once thy glorious TV repairman.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
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Potițicã

Is a word used mainly in romania to describe a girl who is dying for Harry Potter’s phallus or dick.
“OMG, Daniel Radcliffe looked so hot when he was young and playing as Harry Potter
“I know girl, but you know what that makes you, right? A potițicã“
by Dumbledore_aint_gay May 25, 2020
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Potionicide

An extremely large object/creature being secretly destroyed (to peform potionicide)
Today i am going to peform potionicide on that large lizard
by Geogy2543 March 7, 2022
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Poerotica

Poetry written specifically to express stimulating sensual sexual themes that are arousing and erotic but are not pronographic in their content.
Thank you for the book of your sexy poems which I would definitely describe as poerotica!
by haikujohnnyg November 12, 2021
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poetific

The state of being poetic
To be poetific is ethereal
by lil@arch April 22, 2023
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