poetiotic

adj. Used to describe flowery crap typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are SO misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their butts, or things related to or having to do with said crap.

Person1: Did you read Ryan's last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
Person2: Dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it's just depressing.

poetiotic by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009

poetronics 

poetronics (po et ron iks) NOUN. Circuitry or software that writes poetry. One example is, "Poetry CreatOR 2," an online poetry generator (created by Jeff Lewis, Erik Sincoff with help from Darin and Thad Nicholson).

An example of poetronics:

The Dancing Lady
by Anonymous

A robin travels from the alarmed Fuckmuffins,
Where the size of the revolver was all that matters
Transferring out, into the distance, the red wagon kicks.
Thrice she said with flattering hairs and horny sighs.
The day wearies, the hunting of pandas is fruitless, come to my embrace
Ecstaticness washed over she like a listless thorn,
With a youthful cluck and a magnanimous conceive we pressed onward
Cast me down from heaven for lying of dark palaces.
So deal not with this once thy glorious TV repairman.

poetronics by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Postistic 

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

Potițicã

Is a word used mainly in romania to describe a girl who is dying for Harry Potter’s phallus or dick.

“OMG, Daniel Radcliffe looked so hot when he was young and playing as Harry Potter”
“I know girl, but you know what that makes you, right? A potițicã“

Potițicã by Dumbledore_aint_gay May 25, 2020

Potionicide

An extremely large object/creature being secretly destroyed (to peform potionicide)

Today i am going to peform potionicide on that large lizard

Potionicide by Geogy2543 March 7, 2022

Poerotica 

Poetry written specifically to express stimulating sensual sexual themes that are arousing and erotic but are not pronographic in their content.

Thank you for the book of your sexy poems which I would definitely describe as poerotica!

Poerotica by haikujohnnyg November 12, 2021

poetific 

The state of being poetic

To be poetific is ethereal

poetific by lil@arch April 22, 2023