POP TART

A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.

I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!

by brian, andrew, steven September 19, 2008

dirty pop tart

A beatiful looking beast beast named CarryAnn, she loves sweets and pop-tarts.

i wants to be a dirty pop tart

by I like noodles12345 December 9, 2018

mexican pop tart

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

poptard

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010

poptard

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 6, 2010