Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Poot Loot

A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty

gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip

by OCaesarC December 24, 2010

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019