pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets

I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.

by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

by theogwolfpack January 16, 2017

tuck pocket

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants

Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.

by KingTLOD October 10, 2013

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey September 25, 2008

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 23, 2007

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 04, 2015

Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010