Piggy Parked

When two cop cars park facing opposite directions with their driver’s windows next to each other so they can talk.

“I saw two cops piggy parked at 7-eleven”

by DildoBaggins76 April 9, 2024

Piggy

Somebody who is so annoying you can't go on without punching them, like you can't go on without petting piglets.

Me: Dude! I wrote a joke-poem for you.
Friend: You mf, you compared me to Piggy!

by Aaarrrr January 14, 2021

Porkin The Piggy

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

piggy wiggy

Code for that’s shits gay

Damn bro that dude is piggy wiggy

by Hahayikes911 October 10, 2018

Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018