coco puffed

When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?

Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....

Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....

by ecd777 May 30, 2007

piffen

To have an epiphany. Used by the surfing community. commonly used in conjunction with the words; filthy or frothen. Is not used in the true sense of the word epiphany but rather to purvey a subdued, chilled and out of body feeling brought about from a moment of realization, an amazing experience or for no reason at all.

Maeeetttteeee scored some filthy bazzas (Surfing terminology for in the barrel of a breaking wave), at huzzahs (surfing location in Margaret River, Western Australia). Just fully piffen now aye bro.

by 6ftbearss May 3, 2007

Pifed

Smoked out..

Got Damn This Shit Got Me Pifed.

by Q January 26, 2004

pussy puffer

some one who eats, licks, or puffs pussy.

hes such a pussy puffer

by Trey W August 18, 2004

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

puffet

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

by raegal October 4, 2011

piff

a word without a definite definition. someone may call someone else a piff just to confuse them and piss them off because they dont know what theyre being called.

dude, you are SUCH a piff.." "a what?!" "a piff, you got somethin' to say about it??" "wtf?!.. dont call me.. that

by hippiesdoitbetter June 16, 2011