PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Phat wayne

A really fuckin good flog/ wank

I just had a phat wayne

by Phatwayne October 16, 2018

phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

Phat Roach

An overtly mean person who has above average fashion sense.

Man, David really is being a phat roach right now.

by DivaRoach February 18, 2015

phat jj

A big fat slob. He/ she loves eating. Also another name for pig

Wow that girl has to be named Phat JJ

by Grass hole July 31, 2016

phat kris

possibly the coolest and most popular person to hit the streets of leeds
(can always be found at leeds shows)

phat kris is a lad in leeds with stylish tase in clothes that loves hardcore gigs and is best friends with the best guys around

by chris pound February 6, 2008

Phat boy

noun; a fat piece of shit that thinks he knows how to play percusion (usually from mexico)

hey dude, look. Not is that guy acting like a douche bag but he is also being a Phat boy

by kevo_jsr September 20, 2007