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Mega petty 

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset
Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty
Mega petty by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

p0es_petty_spouse 

p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs

out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done

the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence

in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?

Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!

p0es_petty_spouse 

the best mutual you’ll ever have i can assure you..... ‼️😍 hourly content and they’re just the best honesltlhhy

it’s like they’re obsessed with poe oh me too they main razor ME FUCKCKIGN TOO ‼️‼️‼️ ily @p0es_petty_spouse.....
“omgmgm p0es_petty_spouse just followed me”
“YES!!!!!!!! that’s my favorite mutual!!!!!!!!!!”
p0es_petty_spouse by peekinnie March 20, 2021

Bitchard Petty 

Someone who is petty AF and bitches constantly.
Brandon came in complaining about his co-workers for the hundredth time over little shit. He’s turned into a Bitchard Petty.
Bitchard Petty by Chaos31 March 15, 2022

Serena Petty 

Usually has a phat ass and often complains about the smallest things possible in life.
Ay yo that bitch looking like a Serena Petty

Coach Petty 

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
Coach Petty by Koko Cola August 31, 2022

Out-Petty 

To make someone worthless and thorn.
Used in KillShot by Eminem.
Who can out-petty who?
Out-Petty by Mohammad Victim January 21, 2024