Persian Pride

A fantasy football team that chokes in the Superbowl. The owner knows only the first initial of his players first names. Owner watches 10 min. of football per year.

The Persian Pride lost in the Super Bowl again.

by J.P. Shepherd August 21, 2007

Persian Rug Burn

What soldiers comming back from the Middle East get after having sex there with prostitutes

"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."

by Dsaster April 26, 2010

persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Periankity

Like period but yanking like a Yeet and ity

Mom: Omg I’m on my periankity
Dad:oh no not again don’t yank me

by BECCA32 September 29, 2019

persian perfume

To break wind in the face of a partner for sheer sexual pleasure.

Timmy gave his mother some persian perfume before getting down to business.

by Jack Dingleberry June 11, 2006

perria

Perria is a naughty and a mild daredevil when it comes to sexual activities. Perria is the exact definition of horny and spends most of her time day dreaming of sex.

Random nigga:"Bro!!! Did you see that girl name perria with the big booty"
Other Random nigga:"Yea but she be on that nigga Zephaniah wee-wee"
Random nigga: Damn I wish she was on my wee-wee"

by ChumDaddy March 30, 2018

Persian men

In general good looking and bulky. Hairy body. Spoiled big brat's and mama's boy's. Hug with their Persian friends (dadash's) real tight, but aren't worth a damn besides that. Good looking yes, terrible lover, lacking of good lovemaking abilities, small down there, control freaks, abusive. Hating Arabs and Turks, and well hating everything. Generally feeling superior towards other ethnic groups.

Bragging to have big dicks, reality speaks for itself. Fragile egos. Attention whores. Beautiful traps.

Him: I am Persian and 100% percent proud of my nation. all of people here are trying to judge us without knowing us ... i have no idea what this arab boy knows but i have to tell him that he'd better shut his mouth because while we had a great archamenians culture arab people were looking after their camels in dessert!!
Her: Stop bitching around.
Friend: Why do all Persian men behave like that?
Her: Maybe because they're spoiled by their mama's.

by Carla89 January 25, 2018