Peet Rat

this one is for john vassallo.

suck my peet rat.

by Wombed November 16, 2018

Peezing

Peeing & sneezing at same time

I sneezed & peed my pants at same time; Peezing

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

Peet Rat

A student at Beloit College, Wisconsin, who lives in the Peet Hall dorms. The building is notorious for extensive weed smoking, use of psychedelic drugs and parties, and a commune-like dorm culture and community. Peet Rats are generally attractive and very friendly people, but with a “grungy” or agrarian aesthetic and often very sexually active.
Most are on the extreme left, politically.

includes communists, anarchists, marxists, free-love advocates, musicians, writers, philosophy majors, stoners, demsocs and barflies.

1: Yo I got this weed from a Peet Rat

2: The Peet Rats are gonna have a flag burning/fight night/drunken orgy later, come thru!

by BleedForTweed May 30, 2019

Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 4, 2019

Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019