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Pedophile

An adult who is merely seen as some unpleasant, unfavoring nuisance to some teenagers or young adults; typically (though not exclusively) those who're self-entitled, hotheaded, self-absorbed and/or simply intolerant

Though the original terminology to mean an adult who has sexual favor for pre-pubescent is still being used, one can bet that at least half the "pedos" who're alleged to be "pedos" are likely nothing more than ordinary, uncriminal adults who are the target of retaliation by malicious young folks.
Shalyla: Mr. John's, the PE teacher, totally wanted to fail us because we were talking during class, and we get frustrated when we have to learn how to soccer.

Denise: ugh. He is such a creeper pedophile, the way he picks on us GIRLS....

Shalyla: Heh. I'll bet there's something in his background that we can expose. Let's go to the principle; or, better yet, the police.

>=)
by Ace_Chen May 3, 2025
mugGet the Pedophilemug.

Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server
Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile
by Delronammk October 24, 2020
mugGet the Seal Pedophilemug.

killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.
Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.
by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025
mugGet the killing pedophilesmug.

DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

It is any designated individual in that CLASS that are pointed to.

It is a bizarre human phenomena.

Used in higher court cases.
Again ANAL ALAN mentioned the problem with PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA to someone at STACKS and the other day a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE happened where the SANDWICH.PEDOPHILE.DARK PUSSY as the SANDWICH BUG was burgularized in PALO ALTO.

When the little boy , little girl , or baby are picked up as can be with instincts and social learning be realized they are in a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE when a PEDOPHILE is near by.

Look this MANDALAY BAY CASE, MGM RESORTS and RESORTS WORLD is now looking at the DOMNIANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
mugGet the DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSEmug.

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.
omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!
by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020
mugGet the dog pedophilemug.

Pedophile

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023
mugGet the Pedophilemug.

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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