Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010

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gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.

Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!

by jvansyoc October 2, 2007

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Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

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Parking

The strip of grass between the street and sidewalk, not owned by the property owner. I believe the usage of this word is limited to large cities in the Midwest.

I mow the parking and edge it like it is mine.

by Alan Brennaman June 17, 2007

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Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb December 15, 2008

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