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Palmer

The hottest person ever made. When you wake up morning and see the bright beautiful sun, that's Palmer. When you orgasme and have that moment of great feeling, that's palmer. Palmer is referred to as the man, the myth, and a legend. I wish everyone can enjoy a Palmer.
I just had the best time of my life with Palmer.
by Shainal March 14, 2022
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lewis palmer

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt
by Potatatatata March 10, 2020
mugGet the lewis palmermug.

Palmer

Palmer has the biggest cock you’ve ever seen, he fucks all the sexy women even the high school teachers, if you’ve never slept with him you must be ugly.
Palmer is to handsome
by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021
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Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige
by mace_on November 2, 2022
mugGet the Paige Amy Palmermug.

Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024
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job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet
by Yonddj December 1, 2020
mugGet the job palmermug.

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