Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life

“damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”

by theillest_nwordalive August 9, 2023

armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash

Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!

by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023

william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

palmer

a guy on roblox who gets people glazing him 24/7

"Palmer is so good at this game! Wow, I wanna be his friend."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025

palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019