Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Palmer

Palmer has the biggest cock you’ve ever seen, he fucks all the sexy women even the high school teachers, if you’ve never slept with him you must be ugly.

Palmer is to handsome

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

Palmer

The hottest person ever made. When you wake up morning and see the bright beautiful sun, that's Palmer. When you orgasme and have that moment of great feeling, that's palmer. Palmer is referred to as the man, the myth, and a legend. I wish everyone can enjoy a Palmer.

I just had the best time of my life with Palmer.

by Shainal March 14, 2022

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019

lewis palmer

an absolute fucking cunt

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt

by Potatatatata March 10, 2020