(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."
10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."
10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
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It is illegal in most of the USA unless you film it or photogragh it, then it's art, it's legal, and it's an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
It is illegal in most of the USA unless you film it or photogragh it, then it's art, it's legal, and it's an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
Jenna: "I used to suck cock for $25.00 in the front seat of strangers cars in broad daylight."
Howard: "And now you're rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are."
Jenna:"That's right, now that I do cumshots and anal on DVD, the law can't touch me and I'm rich"
Howard:"So you get paid big bucks for anal sex but that's not prostitution?"
Jenna:"As long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my ass is for sale legally."
Howard: "And now you're rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are."
Jenna:"That's right, now that I do cumshots and anal on DVD, the law can't touch me and I'm rich"
Howard:"So you get paid big bucks for anal sex but that's not prostitution?"
Jenna:"As long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my ass is for sale legally."
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all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
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