Potato

The best thing ever

Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato

by StrangerFan011 May 31, 2018

potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann June 3, 2018

Potato

Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.

Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"

by Devil's second daughter June 4, 2018

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

Potato

Someone who is "ugly" and unapealing to the average being but inside they are nothing but beautiful, loving and carring ...don't forget hilarious. They have and awkward vibe to them but once ppl understand their frequency life become blissful.

Becky: hey have u seen Jaequalyn The Potato's videos?
Kate: no, I haven't
Becky: Go to her youtube channel, she's hilarious asf.

by anonymous April 14, 2018

Potato

A BIG POTATO. POTATOS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD> POTATOS ARE YUMMY IN EVERYONES TUMMY.

I LOVE POTATOS

by mrph May 22, 2018

potato

best food ever

i love potatoes

by trevorrr111 June 7, 2018