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porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.
Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !
by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018
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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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porclein

Your such a porclein
by Popjake August 27, 2016
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portelance

The last name of a faggot they call Ernie. If you ever see a Portelance, run. He will find you. And he will kill you. He will try to stick his rubber ducky in your pond.
Whow?! Is that a Portelance?! RUN!
by DaveyBoiii (Bert) November 20, 2017
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porcelenis

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?
by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021
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porcline doll

me:*buys porcline doll*
doll:*contains satan*
me:yay a new friend
by raybeez March 28, 2022
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