poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

Groom the poodle

the process of masturbating

Im going to go home and groom the poodle

by DannyDew May 17, 2006

the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008

Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008

Poodle Dick

an extra small penis

Person 1 : Here comes Richard!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's a Poodle dick.

by bo0chella April 3, 2009

Pimpy Poodle

A poodle who pimps, commenly wears leather.

Wow look at that pimpy poodle, hes so cool.

David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.

Beert: Lets have club lunch.

David: I have caviar and butter.

by Timmy January 4, 2005

poogler

its a bum that smells of nuclear reactive poogley smell...therfore is a poogler, mostly found in longbeach.

I met that poogler crazy dave the other night in Long Beach

by b-renden May 8, 2006