Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

tuck pocket

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants

Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.

by KingTLOD October 9, 2013

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007