Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004

paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.

He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."

by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

dinner plates

A term used to describe unusually large nipples

"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"

by laraleigh February 14, 2005

l-plate

1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".

1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate

by oracle February 5, 2004

Plate Lip

In some African cultures women stretch out their lower, and sometimes upper, lip out by making a piercing at a young age and progressively inserting a larger plate. It's a gauge for a lip basically.

"Yo, you see that Plate Lip bitch over there? She game me a sucky sucky through her plate hole."

by OrangutanManFrogHands September 17, 2016