A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
Get the Planeteeringmug. When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 3, 2022
Get the Planet-Crushing Blowmug. a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
Get the Planetsmug. by GenerationR June 16, 2017
Get the BigLittleGeneration Planetmug. by Auzziegob Gob May 18, 2008
Get the Planet Oursmug. by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the The Seventh Planetmug. normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.
they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.
they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.
by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022
Get the Planetmug.