Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Night Pickle

A nickname for nightly boners and erections.

Despite his stalwart resolve during no fap November, his reoccurring night pickles could not be shaken.

"Bruh, the night pickles are driving me crazy. It's like every night now."

"You know what I heard stops them? Eating a pickle in the middle of the night. Eating your night pickle, if you will."

by Clocksy May 15, 2022

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

Pickle Twist

To ruin someones online game by not following the rules.

Stop being a Pickle Twist!

Stop Pickle Twisting Dave!

by SirPickle November 23, 2010