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squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.
That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.
by LDog17 August 22, 2011
mugGet the squirrel patchmug.

Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.
Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"
by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ June 10, 2011
mugGet the Photographers Patchmug.

hatch patch

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."
by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014
mugGet the hatch patchmug.

Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.
Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch
by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
mugGet the Watermellon Patchmug.

Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.
Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.
by Meatdick April 19, 2018
mugGet the Match in the patchmug.

sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.
While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).
by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015
mugGet the sheriffs patchmug.

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
by whatisit April 19, 2005
mugGet the cabbage patchmug.

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