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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Skeet panther

A muscular beast commonly found in gyms while yelling "skeet skeet mothafuckas!"

They are very well endowed and their dick bulges are hard to hide.

Also can be seen pulling the chariot of Vance octane.
Damn skeet Panthers be sneaky af, creeping up on me at the gym.

That dude is hung like a skeet panther !
by Jenna_Taila September 9, 2020
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Panther Boi

Similar to a “cougar”. The gay male equivalent. Defines gay males from approximately 40-60 years of age.
He loves dating Panther Bois, because they are sexy and settled.
by MOC36k September 22, 2020
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Panther

1.An older black woman who's into

younger men.

its this far because thats the age difference
Have you met my great aunt Laqweeesha? She's a real panther.
by ORGASITA April 20, 2018
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Reluctant Panther

My girlfriend broke up with me, and your Mama gave me the reluctant panther last night.
by Nemo's Mom April 10, 2010
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Pink Panther

I had seen that Pink Panther, whirling around in a non stop way, all around of our neighbor hood for more smart deeds to be done.
by man!? June 26, 2017
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