Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 19, 2025

by bignasty March 24, 2022

by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

Also known as Cold Palmer or Cđ§ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore
1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey letâs take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says ânooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!â
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someoneâs life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we canât have our way. âIdk man, I donât know any to be a Patsy Palmer!â
3. Hey, Iâm in trouble what do I do? âMaybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! Thatâs what a Patsy Palmer would do!
2. Hey letâs take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says ânooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!â
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someoneâs life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we canât have our way. âIdk man, I donât know any to be a Patsy Palmer!â
3. Hey, Iâm in trouble what do I do? âMaybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! Thatâs what a Patsy Palmer would do!
by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024

Person 1: Iâm so Palmer
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out
by Druglord69420 March 4, 2021
