hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017

top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004

shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024

Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020