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Oliver Wood

The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.
My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.
by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021
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Oliver Swift

The name of the most downright BODACIOUS phone-headed fella around! Sporting a bright red flannel and an Eircom Comfort for a noggin, you can find local cinema employee Oliver Swift in the most GROOVY dating sim around! Buy Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam for $7.99 today!
Person 1: Gosh, I sure wish I had a monster-lovin' freak of a guy (with just the right amount of transgender swag) for a boyfriend (Preferably one named Oliver Swift)!
Person 2: Do I have the game for you!
by mayormingus May 6, 2023
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olive branch

The olive branch is a branch of an olive tree.

In Western culture, it symbolizes peace or goodwill.

The original link between olive branches and peace is unknown. Some explanations center on that olive trees take a very long time to bear fruit. Thus the cultivation of olives is something that is generally impossible in time of war.

-Wikipedia-
The term “to extend an olive branch” means an offer of peace or reconciliation.
by kwatttt April 20, 2011
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Olive You

Mother:I Love You Hunn!:)
Kidd: Olive You 2 Mom! Lol
Me: Awww So Cute!;)
by iLeezy<3 November 30, 2011
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dirty oliver

When the male has a massive penis and shoves it into females rear end without her knowing
by Awft April 8, 2020
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olive garden

A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)

If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.
Guest: "Hey boy, bring me some more Parmesan cheese for my salad"
Server: "It's Romano cheese, actually."
Guest: "I didn't come to Olive Garden to be lectured by a waiter. Just grind the cheese boy!"
Server: "YES SIR! How about a refill on that ice tea sir?"
Guest: "Yeah go get my drink and hold the advise."
Server: "Hope you like nutsack in your tea, bitch." says waiter as he walks away.
by evilpoo June 14, 2006
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beck oliver

beck oliver is the HOTTEST character on victorious! Prove me wrong but Andre competes with him.. they both so damn fine but beck oliver is played by Avan Jogia, a canadian. Beck dates Jade west throughout most of the show, she is played by elizabeth gillies.
beck oliver is the hottest on victorious, prove me wrong!
by yahgirlll November 27, 2020
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