OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014

outerage

A person or persons, previously member(s) of a celebrity entourage, are no longer considered to be members of said posse or entourage; An entourage ex-communication.

If you don't quit man-handling the bitches, you are going to be outerage.

by pangea88 December 6, 2015

otter king

An otter is a man who is hairy all over his body but has a smaller figure than bear. The hottest of all otters is the otter King.

Jake is clearly the otter King, have you seen how perfect his hairy body looks recently

by Kenzettles May 3, 2016

Otterts

A misspelling for otter usually used by men from Arizona. Especially a Broncos fan.

That ottert is really cute.

These otterts just learned how to swim.

What a bunch of otterts. Go broncos!

by jasonwulf August 15, 2017

Ostered

When you're snaked by someone close to you

Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster

by Goldingott April 22, 2018

outerbelter

A person who live outside of a city's interstate/freeway outerbelt and prefers to drive to conveniences and necessities versus walk, bike, bus, rideshare or utilize other means of alternative transportation.

It's a stage of life when a person becomes numb to the world and just wants to go home, change a diaper, mow the lawn, wave to the next door neighbor they've never met and are must hit a corporate national chain restaurant drive-thru on the drive back to Pleasantville.

Outerbelters are easy to spot with this simple test:
Put a white box in front of a mirror and they will immediately recognize the dramatic difference between them...they're very creative. If you're still not sure, set a cookie cutter (no baking required) against the same mirror and they can tell you how it also looks exactly the same while eating your wife's box.

Outerbelter: " I can't stand these stop lights and why are are so many people on the sidewalk and where's the Wal-Mart?"
The rest of us: "Tighten your belt"

by Live Downtown June 7, 2018

Onterdepartmental

When one department or entity assumes power or authority over another without consent or appointment.

The maintenance department took onterdepartmental action when the house keeper failed to complete their expected duties.

by Schn0t May 13, 2018