numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

nump

someone who is being an idiot that is making someone laugh by being an idiot

you are such a nump!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Numsm

Nobody understand me so much

-hey do you want to see gilmore girls??
-numsm

by some random whore October 20, 2018

Numismatist

A gay midget with a small dick who studies coins and always talks about useless shit.

That guy is a numismatist and he makes other dudes super hetero.

by Paging Dr. Dick February 17, 2019

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019

Numshayin

You know what im saying in one word

Shrooms and movie numshayin.

by numshayin March 8, 2019

Numpty

DUMB Cunt

U Numpty

by Road youth69 March 8, 2019