Nuclear fartsplosion

When you fart so hard it creates the loudest noise known to man and fills the whole room with gas.

Person 1: "Remember that time Person 3 caused a nuclear fartsplosion in my bedroom?"
Person 2: "Yeah..that was the craziest one."
Person 3: "HEY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FART?!"

by W Rich November 19, 2025

Nuclear bomb chess

Nuclear bomb chess is chess, played with different nuclear bombs to replace the chess pieces. This version of chess is most often played in North Korea.

1: Bro wanna play Nuclear bomb chess
2: hell naw don't they play that in north korea??

by pilot_waffle37 December 8, 2025

Nuclear War

Nuclear war is historical event in human history that is defined by the fact that it was deserved. And as person, writing this beforet he event i want to say it was fucking deserved. and it was a good thing you guys suck and you are reason why i am misanthrope
i hate your fake religion and your lies nuclear war was good overall

Zoomer 1: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYONE DIED
Me: Actial;ly, nuclear war is good for health
Zoomer 2 (Female voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AAAAH

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t December 21, 2025

Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down

"Tim and I, decided to reenact WWII last night after our date so we did the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb"

by JamesPage January 27, 2025

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023