Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

by furrysmurf February 12, 2010

in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 03, 2008

mouth virgin

A person that has never engaged in oral sex.

Some of the girls here may still be regular virgins, but none are mouth virgins.

by NoelTH July 05, 2009

Glue Mouth

The sticky feeling in ones mouth after a long sleep of mouth breathing; can also be caused by smoking fat sticks

Yo I didn’t brush my teeth last night and I woke up with the worst glue mouth

by Rock back Ryan March 20, 2019

Gaping Mouth

an act of opening your mouth in surprise /an involuntary act of shock .
kind of like yawning but not

"mom had a gaping mouth when i told her i didn't want an arranged marriage"

by skitttlessuck101 March 13, 2018

motorboat mouth

Motorboat mouth a person who talks a lot and can't stop talking

Chris sure has a motorboat mouth

by Tree dog February 09, 2017