The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
by Topher Down March 28, 2009
by Whippet August 06, 2004
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A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.
1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!
by PJ January 01, 2005
The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.
by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006
The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 05, 2003
Weebl:I spy with my sexy eye, something beginning with "S"
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!
by madmike 2011 May 18, 2006