Fair Weathered Fan

1. A fan who only likes a team when it is winning

John used to like the Mariners but now that they have been losing a lot he now likes the Dodgers. He is such a fair weathered fan

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 12, 2009

faire une mcsou

French slang for « faire une bêtise »

Il va faire une mcsou, je le sens !
Il a raté sa cible ! Oh la grosse mcsou

by Freeble_ February 10, 2023

Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.

Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.

by Whelan1221 January 4, 2019

shoot the fair one

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010

Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.

Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."

by Not A Fair Weather Patriot May 25, 2011

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Seattle Science Fair

Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.

I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.

by thegroober March 21, 2021