Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

Merrill Diet

The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.

Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?

Yeah, it keeps me up for days!

by wusspoppinjimbo January 11, 2018

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013