scrunge biscuit

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags

What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money

by mr.basic December 10, 2016

floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014

Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.

Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot

by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016

Titty Biscuits

The result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.

When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".

by The Son Of Jor-El July 4, 2011

Wank Biscuit

Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!

BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!

by mike doom July 12, 2004

Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 4, 2004

fish biscuit

A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.

The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.

That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.

I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.

by Psychoag October 6, 2006