A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.
Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?
A massive stud who’s got an inflatable bellend and will make you cream in seconds cream pies are his favourite. Will rip any man apart in a game of halfway I’ll take on any man