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Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet
When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.
by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022
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Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022
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Neil Mamparo

"Neil Mamparo is so sexy and tall"
by neilgotrice February 4, 2021
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Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends
“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him
by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021
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Neil Jayan

The Gucciest kid in the world. No one can compare to hime. Considered to be the greatest philosopher in the Western World
Bro Matthew is so cool, he's like the Neil Jayan of our school
by Big_BrainNelson February 17, 2021
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Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!
by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021
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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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