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goddammit nathan

A meme that is used when somebody screws up.
Meme Voice: It was at this moment that Nathan knew... He fucked up.
Nathan: SHIT!!! I KILLED MY ALLY!!!
Nathan's Dead Ally: Goddammit Nathan. I Should not have trusted you. -_-
by The ArchTitans July 11, 2016
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Ja'Nathan

A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.

Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.

Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have very soft hair and soft hands.

a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl. has a reputation for being a flirt but that is just his personality.

is very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.

Means gift from God (which is very true)

is a procrastinator but will always get something done at the absolute last second. Is very smart but often doesnt apply it.

very much a people person, can easily make friends with anyone and everyone

Ja'Nathan is easy to pick out of a crowd because he will be standing in a large group of people and they will all be smiling at what he is saying.

makes an amazing boyfriend, the kind of person you want to show off because your so in awe of him and how miraculous he is.

everyday is an adventure with Ja'Nathan because he will make you laugh till you cry and has a superb imagination
Ja'Nathan means, a perfectly incredible man
Girl1: Wow , that guy is really handsome, amazing, caring, and godly. I could've spent a couple more hours talking to him! did you catch his name?

Girl2: Yeah, i think it was ja'Nathan. Did he say he had a girlfriend? cos if so she is LUCKY

Girl1: Yeah that figures, I should've guessed he was a ja'Nathan...he was incredible!
by Ja'Nathan June 5, 2018
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To Nathan

To Nathan; to butcher a name
- origin: A specific commentator from ZCL-
To Nathan;"that was such an easy name, yet i Nathan'ed it completely "
by GooseTCH February 27, 2019
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Mormon nathan

A member of the legally blonde cast. Constantly yelled at by techs and forget his shoes on many occasions. He also believes in the lemur apocalypse
Hey did you see mormon nathan at last nights show he was dope
by L1l k February 28, 2020
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Dirty Nathan

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.
"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."
by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022
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nathan

smart funny intelligent and handsome. a loyal friend.
If you are having a bad day call your nathan.
by bunglinbee February 3, 2010
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nathanielism

A new religion formed by the blood of billy goats that crossed the bridge that the troll controlled. The blood and skin was used to form the holy book called nood. The book was developed over many years by african monks that set themselves alight when feeling the nood book was in danger.
"I now follow the religion nathanielism"
by fat cory 101 January 30, 2017
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