nerd tip

Doing homework; Anything school related (i.e. projects, papers, reading, etc.)

Jess: What's up for tonight?
KB: I'm on my nerd tip now so I'm bouta get wild tonight... u

by Dushana Bernami January 16, 2009

nerd pimpslap

The use of an analogy or reference in conversation that is highly academic in nature. Knowledge of the particular reference typically requires advanced study - often in technical fields but is not strictly limited to such. The proper use of a nerd pimpslap will generally cause silence, bewilderment and/or a sense of shocked awe in the audience.
Nerd pimpslapping is the opposite of using analogy to explain complex academic topics. (i.e. using complex analogy to explain simple phenomena)

The reference maker is effectivly slapping his / her audience with academia that is so ostentatious, outlandish, and perhaps pretentious that any further argument is suffocated.

However, care must be taken not to attempt to nerd pimpslap those who are highly educated in the field of reference. Doing so may evoke a response with an even stronger nerd pimpslap.

Special note: pop cultural references to Star Trek, Star Wars and other icons of geekiness do not constitute a nerd pimpslap.

Our teacher asked who was the most important figure in the civil war so Tom gave her a nerd pimpslap, "Abraham Lincoln federated the north and the south like DB2 and Oracle".

by uberbawden January 5, 2011

nerdbag

Someone who flaunts their intelligence in a derogatory manner.

Jeff from marketing: "Yo Bill, I just learned html and made a pretty decent web site. Wondering if you could help me out here."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."

by coolfire21 September 24, 2010

nerdè

Adj. One who is nerdè has accomplished a nerdy dream and has probably become filthy rich. You don't make fun of a nerdè person.

Bill Gates is so nerdè.

Marta: Remember that weird chick in high school who used to do nothing but write in a little notebook?
Abby: Yeah?
Marta: Well, she went all nerdè and now has a New York Times Bestseller.

You make fun of me for wanting to go to the moon, but if I actually do, I'll be nerdè, not nerdy.

by AQuarkIsA November 6, 2011

Nerd it Up

The act of two or more nerds engaging in activities which can often only be achieved properly by nerds.

Nerd 1: Hey, do you want to nerd it up tonight?
Nerd 2: Yeah, I've been longing for a good game of chess!

by smrtllama February 5, 2012

Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

fish nerd

A fish nerd is an individual who is very knowledgable and passionate about the keeping of fish in aquariums. This individual will talk for extended periods of time about their fish at any given moment. Not to be confused with a fish enthusiast. To tell the differentiate between the two, you need to ask the person what their opinion on fish bowls is. A fish enthusiast will act as though the practice of keeping fish in bowls is normal. A fish nerd will react as though fish bowls are an abomination. They will launch into a hour long lecture about how the practice is inhumane and cruel and explain the nitrogen cycle at great length.

Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.

That fish nerd knows more than our bio teacher does

by BeanDipFishNerd April 17, 2017