Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.

Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.

by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019

Nature Dick

Somebody who frequently gets Head or has intercourse outside.

Dan- "Hey Wayne i got head from sally at the park for the fifth time this month"
Wayne- "I'm going to start calling you Nature Dick"

by TheLurk November 1, 2012

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

nature's airbags

another term for breasts/boobs

I got in a car accident, but thanks to nature's airbags, i was just fine!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect

I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night

by father of nature July 7, 2020

natural lean

The direction a males genitals naturally go when they put on pants. Either the left or right pants leg on it's own without having to be placed there by one's hand.

When Max sat on Jimmy's left leg he thought he felt -something- but Jimmy said, "Ah no worries, my natural lean is to the right.

by NorthernDownpour May 9, 2008