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northern lights

A pure indica strain of marijuana that was origannally grown in holland. Northern lights is a darker green with clear crystals and usually has orange hairs. Now northern lights is often used as a hybrid with strains that are primarilly sativa. Pure northern lights tastes and smells piney. It gives a couchlock or knockout high.
Northern Lights is almost always grown indoors.
by Bill February 9, 2005
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northern monkey

derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.
I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY
by 8balltiger September 18, 2003
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Northern monkey

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.
by Ronnie121 June 29, 2007
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nether region

The spot between your sack and your crack
damn, i got kicked in my nether region
by J Dawg 111 October 16, 2007
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Bridge to nowhere

An extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea

The bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting Ketchikan, Alaska to Gravina Island (Pop. 50) and the Ketchikan Airport.
The airport handles 200,000 passengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
The bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the Golden Gate Bridge, which handles 118,000 cars A DAY!
In response to Sarah Palin talking about McCain's health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:

Joe Biden: "So you're going to have to place -- replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere."
by Saddamsmomshot January 16, 2009
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Northern Ireland

Probably the best country in the world beautiful scenery and filled with beautiful people, We have had our share of violent trouble in the past but now we have put that behind us and hope to never travel that dark road again
"The Titanic was built in Northern Ireland"

"The troubles"

"Home of the spides and millies"

"Catholics and Protestants"

"IRA and UVF"
by Harry69 January 11, 2010
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northern light

a sweet type of weed; it gets you excited. roll into a nice joint!
northern light?? sweet, i love that shiit
by dirty6 30s January 29, 2009
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