Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022
Get the Fucking Offmug. From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.
by Spyan February 26, 2022
Get the Fuck offmug. Its like fuck off but its even more like... more existential, rather than just a person its like... everyone can fuck off... like a higher order of fuck off.
by Disheveled February 6, 2023
Get the Fucks Offmug. by Rogaaas September 18, 2015
Get the Fucked my dick offmug. by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.Fuck Me Off Me Fuck<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by hDark August 28, 2025
Get the fucking my ass offmug. A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.
The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.
by Db.on.db August 4, 2024
Get the Fuck offmug.